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My Near Death Adventures (99% True)

With the humor of an 1890’s WIMPY KID and the illustrative component of MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN (minus the creepiness), this is a fresh and very funny debut from a talented new voice in middle-grade fiction

There are many things that 11-year-old Stanley Slater would like to have in life. A bicycle with vermilion tire rims. Another chance to see Conrad McAllister wearing old Mrs Cavanaugh’s huge pink underdrawers on his head. The means of getting rid of his ancient and crotchety Granny, who is as hairy as a Loup Garou and 99.9% evil. But most of all, Stanley would like to have a father.
So when a mysterious envelope, postmarked Texas, arrives at Stanley’s humble home in Manistique, Michigan, he knows something big is afoot. Now it seems Stan’s missing dad isn’t ‘dearly departed’ at all – he’s merely long lost. And who better to find this absent hero/cowboy/explorer/outlaw than intrepid Stanley himself?

Granny says that Stan’s dad could be anywhere. At the North Pole. In a circus. So when Stanley, Mama and Granny set off to spend a few months at Uncle Henry’s logging camp in the Upper Peninsula, Stan knows his chance has come – to become a manly man like his dad or even find the dude himself (or a fair substitute) among the hairy, axe-wielding lumberjacks.

But nothing goes smoothly for Stan out in the chilly forests. Not only must he deal with his impossible cousin Geri (who wears a chicken on her hand), but fend off Mama’s suitors like Cold-Blooded Killer Stinky Pete – and somehow get himself on to the River Drive, the most perilous adventure of all, where even a fellow’s peavey is at risk.

It’s a wild ride for Stanley as he finds out a thing or two for himself about true manliness, but at least he has his Scrapbook to embellish the tale!

Rights details

World English language: Crown, Random House USA (Spring 2015)

Good news

New-York Historical Society Children’s History Book Prize Finalist

Named as a New-York Historical Society Children’s History Book Prize Finalist

The Author

Alison DeCamp

Alison DeCamp is an author whose debut MG novel, MY NEAR DEATH ADVENTURES (99% TRUE!), was initially pitched as “Wimpy Kid meets LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE”!  And now this hilarious, illustrated novel has a sequel too. Both books are published by Random House.

She grew up in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and graduated from Michigan State University with enough credits to be a doctor but chose to be a teacher instead. After eight years of middle school and high school language arts, she left teaching to stay home with her now teenage children and write. She lives with her family and dogs in Northern Michigan, overlooking the lake.


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